In March, Chrissy Teigen announced that, years ago, she got breast implants.
In May, Chrissy Teigen explained that she planned to have her breast implants removed.
In June, Chrissy Teigen shared that she ate a cake shaped like her removed breast implants.
And then, just when it seemed as if the world was going to run out of Chrissy Teigen content and have to start all over from the beginning, I saw that Chrissy Teigen bought a lizard and named it Sebastian.
Sebastian is a bearded dragon, a Pogona vitticeps, a member of the reptile class, and an animal I